RIP Reinier, my beloved comb-over. You shielded my right eye for a solid number of loving years. Rest well. On the floor or wherever you ended up being swept.
#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is an idiot #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY
#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw
(Source: tonkswyrda, via goldensnidget-)
Made an 18-minute cartoon about One Direction. Only slightly ashamed.
i’d like to say i haven’t watched this multiple times over the past three days… i’d really like to say that.
i used to think the word “primadonna” was spelled like “pre-madonna” but then i realized that nothing in this world is older than madonna

(Source: madeagoestohell)
| Them: | look |
| Me: | I saw that already |